Sometimes it’s better to buy your own private island, or don’t expect to much from your visit at the beach. The next edition will be about the must beautiful and quiet beaches. But for now it’s time for a little bit of a laugher and some fun! 14 reasons why the beach is not always as much fun as you imagined.
It might not be as tropical as you had hoped for..
You’re not the only one who decides to go to the beach
Your towel is blowing away
People are lying next to you
People kicking sand in your face
Fucking sand everywhere
People doing cheeky fotoshoots next to you
Your icecream melts before you can lick it
You have to use your sunscreen all the time
Damn I can’t walk!
Can’t find shadow
Fucking animals trying to steal your food
Your body is not what you had hoped for
And we definitely don’t like crying children