Decoding a girl’s mind is one of the most complicated tasks in this universe. Especially trying guessing what she wants to hear from you and what will completely piss her off is way beyond a guy’s mental capabilities. And unfortunately no such book as “Understanding Women” has been out yet. So how to figure out this extremely lethal component called the female brain? Take a deep breath guys, I have got a cheat sheet for you which can prevent you from stepping over a conversational land mine and turning your casual conversation into an argument till death. Here are 10 things that you should absolutely never say to a girl or else only you will be responsible for the consequences.
“She is hot”
Doesn’t matter if you are talking about Megan Fox, your childhood best friend, a Facebook friend or a waitress, you are never meant to say these three words in front of your girlfriend. Even if she casually questions you like, “Do you think she is hot?”, the answer under all circumstances has to be No.
“It’s no big deal”
Be it about your female friend you are too “close” with, or a minor conflict of opinions between you two, if the matter is bothering her and she is expressing her concern for it then for heaven’s sake do not try shutting her up with “It’s no big deal”. We do not know how you perceive the term “big deal” or how big an issue has to be for it to become a big deal for you, but if we are complaining about something then it is certain that the thing is bothering us and it automatically makes it a big deal for us. The safest thing for you to do over here is hear us out. Even if you cannot provide us with a solution, but at least try acknowledging our concerns, we would be happy with that!
“She is a B*tch”
You did not use the B word for her but for some other girl. But even if so, it is something you should never say to a girl because it tells her that how much you actually respect women and you do not want to degrade yourself in front of her. Also calling any girl a bitch doesn’t suit any decent man’s personality either.
“You used to look better back then”
Even if her face has got wrinkles and her skin has started showing blemishes, she wants to hear that she looks as beautiful as before. Physical beauty is bound to fade away one day but it is downright rude to tell a woman that she doesn’t look as good as she used to. Even if you feel that way, keep your feelings to yourself!
“You look awful in that”
And you have won the title of being the douchiest person ever! Honesty is great, yes we know that. And we appreciate when you take interest in our wardrobe or in the way we dress up. But there is a certain way of expressing yourself and using words like “awful”, “ugly” or “hideous” can just land you in a big-big trouble. However you can speak up your mind in a rather subtle manner like “That outfit doesn’t look very good” or “that dress isn’t that amazing.”
Being open and clear about one’s past relationships is a healthy way of handling a relationship but exes should never be mentioned in a conversation unless you two are willing talking about it. Avoid saying anything like “My ex used to do it this way” The “it” is totally irrelevant over here and it could be any damn thing but what’s important to know is that stay away from bringing up anything related to former partner(s).
“You are crazy”
Do not say that ever on a girl’s face. Even if she happens to be really crazy then it just gives you all the more reasons to not say that to her or only you are going to regret things later. Dare you utter these three words and you will see what’s really crazy!