1. If you lie face-to-face, you feel each other’s warm breath
And if you realize that, you just get a little nauseous.
2. Spoon is just very nice and romantic …
But you can’t do it for the whole night.
3. It’s very hot within a few seconds
For sure if you lie in the spoon position
4. You’re up all night working hard to attract comforter to you
The two by two meters comforter disappears in the middle of the night forever in a black hole, so you wake up nine times out of ten because you’re freezing.
5. A woman doesn’t have to pretty when she’s sleeping
Sleeping with lingerie and make up.. nah.. forget it;)
6. Your own morning breath makes you feel sick sometimes
So your bed partner will smell right when you wake up?
7. You can’t do your own thing in bed
Food, farts, nice scroll through your phone, more farts, drool ..
8. One of the two snores anyway
A subtle tap on the foot empties quickly in karate under the sheets.
9. PERSONAL SPACE!!
No king size bed is big enough.